Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 12, 2020

My six year old’s current favorite joke:

Him: Knock knock. Me: Who’s there? Him: Interrupting pirate. Me: Interrupting pira... Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!!...

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table...

A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,572 trees.

“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired. “Easy. I keep a log.”...

Bath night

A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire....... "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.... After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned...

Dirty joke from my late grandfather 92 at the time.

Two students were asked to make a quick line about Timbuktu for their poetry class. Tim and Dill. Tim delivers his to the class. “Across the endless desert sands, people travel hand in hand, tired and worn, they walk through, destination Timbuktu.” The professor says “its’s a fine poem! Your turn Dill!” Dill says “me and Tim a hunting went, found three maidens in a tent, since they were three and we were two, I buck one and Tim buck two!” Edit: name change...

My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!"

What a weird way to start a conversation.....

A man named Carol spent his entire life being bullied by people because of his name...

He finally got married, and when they had a child, he left the naming to his wife. She wanted to continue the legacy of having a weird name with their daughter, so she named her ‘love’. As Love grew up, she got bullied just like her dad. One day the bullying got so bad that she became furious with her parents for her name. She stormed home and confronted her dad. Carol didn’t want his wife to have to deal with the blame, so he told Love it was him who gave her the name. Love was so furious she shot him, and stormed out of the house. Eventually...