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Thứ Sáu, 11 tháng 12, 2020

A blonde is tired of being teased, so she dies her hair brown and moves to the countryside...

A blonde is tired of being teased, so she dyes her hair brown and moves to the countryside. As she’s driving home one day she spots a farmer leaning on a fence chewing a piece of straw.

“Ha, I’m going to put one over on that dumb farmer!”, she says to herself, pulling over.

“Greetings, Miss, fine day” says the farmer

“Let’s make a bet!” Says the blond, pointing “If I can guess what breed your dog is, I get to keep him”

The farmer looks down, looks back at the brown haired blonde and says “go for it.”

“It’s a chihuahua!”

“Brilliant”, says the farmer, “she’s all yours”

As the blond is struggling and grunting and trying to lift her prize into the back of her Mini Cooper the farmer chuckles to himself.

The blonde, struggling, asks “Geez what have you been feeding this this?? It weighs a ton, instead of just standing there laughing could you give me a little help?”

“Could...”, says the farmer “but first let’s make a bet, if I guess wrong I’ll help you out, but if I can guess your natural hair color you gotta give back my pig”

Thứ Năm, 10 tháng 12, 2020

For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?

Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.

What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?

Giraffes eating cherries!

(Apologies if you’ve heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I’ll get better material)

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells "You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little shit on your lap"!!!

It’s all about greed

A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decided to go there to consult him.

After few days of traveling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wise monk. "I have spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to support him, take care of him. And now he left me with a young woman. My life is stolen, and I'm left with nothing. I don't know what to do."

The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it.

After she finishes eating, he ask, "Is the cookie delicious?"

"Yes," she answer.

"Do you want another one?"

"Sure, please."

The monk looks her in the eyes and said, "Do you see the problem now?"

The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speak, "I guess human nature is greedy. You got one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's never enough. And nothing lasts forever, anything is impermanence. We should be aware and not disappointed for that."

The monk shakes his head, "No, I mean you are too fat, you should eat less."

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."

Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"

Poodle: "That's not gonna work"

Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"

Poodle: "...No"

Chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"

What do you call 100 well armed lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

A few weeks ago I ordered a box to store my money and a set of speakers online.

They arrived today, safe and sound.