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kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom.. The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love you" Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love you too.
There are not enough parachutes for everyone. The rabbi says “let’s give the parachutes to the children. “
The politician says “fuck them. “
And the priest says, “do you think we have time?”
You may visit this store only once. There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
So…. to avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop gives him a skeptical look and asks, "Were you the one being robbed?"
"No, I committed the robbery," the man casually says.
"So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?" the cop responds, shocked.
"Yes," the man says calmly. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." With that, the cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man suddenly yells. "I'm scared you'll find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says. The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car.
However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"
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