“I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies.
“Who?” the son asks.
“Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.”
Thứ Bảy, 12 tháng 12, 2020
A blonde pays $1,000,000 to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart.
She fills the stadium with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up to prove, on live TV, that blondes are smart. She starts simply with a math question. “What’s twenty plus three?” She asks the young volunteer. The little blonde thinks and timidly whispers into the mike “nine?” Soon a chorus of 80,000 blondes yell out “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!” The lead blonde agrees and calms the crowd. She decides to go really easy and asks the young blonde volunteer, “ok dear, what’s two plus two?” The little blonde thinks for about thirty seconds, and hesitatingly whispers “four?” In unison 80,000 blondes scream out “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!....”
A policeman goes home to his wife
A policeman goes home to his wife in the evening after work. Exhausted, he enters the dark bedroom and strips out of his uniform, leaving it on the floor. He looks for the light switch but figures his wife is laying in bed and decides not to disturb her. Just before he's about to get into bed, his wife speaks:
- Honey, can you run down to the corner shop and buy bread, so I can make breakfast for the kids tomorrow?
-Fine, but you should have mentioned earlier - says the husband while putting the uniform on again
He runs down to the shop, gets the bread and exchanges small talk with the guy at the counter
New job? - asks the cashier
Nah, why do you ask?
Ah, I could have sworn you were a policeman, but that's definitely a fireman uniform.
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