Everything there is recycled
Thứ Hai, 14 tháng 12, 2020
Ok so this is not a joke for everyone
Once upon a time there was a country that whenever a men grew up ‘til a certain age their dick would be cut, but how would they do it depends on what their job is.
One day the day to cut people’s dick off comes and there is a line of hundreds of men crying. “What is your job?” “I’m a butcher” so they cut his thing with a knife “What is your job?” “I’m a medic” so they cut it with a scalpel Hours pass and the last man of the line comes crying in laughter. “We are about to cut your dick off and you are laughing” “It’s just that I sell ice cream, so you’ll have to suck it ‘til it disappears”
A rich man comes home to tell his wife
He lost his every thing in the stock market crash and they need to change their lifestyle. He says to his wife if you learn how to cook we can fire the chef. She replies with if you learn how to fuck we can fire the gardener as well.
A monkey is smoking a joint...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me"
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard "What's the matter with you!?" The lizard explains that he was up in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The monkey looks down and says "OMG! DUUUUDE .... HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
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