Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 12, 2020

A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you've ever seen...

"Give me two shots of Jack Daniels," he says to the bartender. "One for me, and one for you." "You know I don't drink on the job," the bartender says, pouring the man a shot. "I do," the man replies, downing the drink. "And that's why I like you better than my barber."...

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?” God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.” After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought.”...

Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 12, 2020

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins...

how do you piss lady gaga off?

poke her face...

A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Australian were hiking through some remote mountains.

The weather was oppressively hot when they saw this beautiful lake. They ran down to the lake, stripped off and swam in the wonderfully cool water. Natives appeared on the shore and captured them and took them before the Chief. "Lake is our most sacred site. You have violated sacred site and must die. When you dead, we skin you and use skin to make canoe. Place canoe on lake to remind visitors not to infringe on sacred site. You have one last wish before you die." The Frenchman says, "I would like a knife." He receives the knife and calls out,...

Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile...

In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults. One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the trap. Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing fairy! “Thank you, young men,” said the fairy, “Your hearts are truly selfless, and I will...

Post Malone has started his own Student Loan Service in an attempt to lift the burden off of new graduates

It's called "Post Malone's Post Pone Ma Loans"...