Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 12, 2020
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks directly up to the Madam, drops down $500, and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
A Panda Walks Into A Bar
A panda walks into a bar and looks around. the bartender greets him enthusiastically asking “what can I get you?”. The panda approaches the bar and orders a small meal. The meal arrives and the panda eats all of it. Once finished, the bartender asks him how the food was. to his surprise, the panda pulls out a revolver and shoots the bartender.
The panda gets up and starts walking out the door. The bartender gets up, and yells “hey, what the hell?!”. The panda pauses and says “look it up”.
Months pass and the bartenders recovery goes well. One day he remembers the Pandas words and grabs a dictionary. In it he finds the following : “Panda: eats shoots and leaves”
Don’t hate it’s my cake day
A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...
They start talking and after a few drinks they start talking about how about cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedi has to admit it’s a nice ride. They both end up saying it’s a Good Car. The Mandalorian walks around the corner and after a few minutes comes screaming back on his jet pack and blows up the other cars. He has the Beskar.
Which insect is the best at what it does?
Most people think ants or bees, but ya know...flies have really been on top of shit lately
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