Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 12, 2020

There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into sex.

He was a hardworking guy but still managed to satisfy his wife's needs. One time he had to leave for another country for a business meet. He would've been gone for a week. He knew his wife's sex drive and didn't want to take risks so he thought he should gift her something so she can satisfy herself and doesn't think about searching for a new partner so he went to an adult toy shop. As soon as he entered the first thing he saw was a blow up doll but soon dismissed the thought of buying it since it's almost like another human, he then proceeded...

Purple is my least favourite color

I hate it more than red and blue combined....

Chủ Nhật, 20 tháng 12, 2020

A Mom and Her Daughter ...

A mom and her daughter were taking a cab across town. On the way, they drove by a couple of ladies of the night, standing on a corner, provocatively dressed and looking for business. The inquisitive little girl asked, “Mom, what are those ladies doing there?” The mom replied, “They’re waiting for a bus.” The cab driver interjected, “Lady, tell her the truth. She looks old enough to me.” The little girl glared at her mom and said, “I AM eight years old now.” So the mother, exasperated, replied to the little girl, “Well, you know how you learned...

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs. When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too. When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"...

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" "Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12...

A woman successfully gives birth to a baby after several hours of labour

The doctor takes the baby and leaves to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against the wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY!?" To which the doctor replies, " April fools! It was already dead!"...

An engineering student found a frog on his way to class

"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess" the frog said. The student smiled, thought for a minute, and put the frog in his bag and kept walking. After a few minutes, he heard the frog calling out again, so he took it out. "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and go out on a date with you!" The student smiled, put it back in his bag, and kept walking. After a few minutes, he heard the frog calling out again, so he took it out. "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a princess, go out on multiple dates with you, introduce you...