Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 1, 2021

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?

Once, in a Blue Moon....

A man walks into a bar in Vegas.

A man walks into a bar in Vegas. He has a parrot with him. This parrot is wholly remarkable; it is fluent in Spanish, French and English. So, being a betting man- they're all betting men down in Vegas -he goes up to the bartender and tells him, "I'll bet you this here bird can speak Spanish." The bartender knows this type, and slams his hand down on the counter with a $10 bill. "You're on! Let's see it." So the man turned to the bird and asks, "Hablas Espanol?" The bird is silent as a stone. "Well, watch this, then, he can speak French too. Parlez-vous...

A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery.

He was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips. “Are you the friar?” he asked. The brother replied, “No, I'm the chip monk.”...

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you.

Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget....

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision....

Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 1, 2021

My girlfriend told me "I used to be Christian"

"That's fine" I replied "I don't see why that would bother me" "Good" She said "because I'm so much happier as Christina"...

What’s the difference between a Redditor and egg?

An egg gets laid...