Funny Story

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Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 1, 2021

What do you call the opposite of a prostitute?

An egg. It gets laid then bought....

The Capital has only been stormed twice in its history:

1814 by the redcoats, 2021 by the rednecks....

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021

I’ve experienced the 7 day trial and I’m not interested...

My wife said "I'm leaving you because your always pretending to be a transformer."

I said "no, wait! I can change."...

Why did the Capitol police decide to use teargas?

They knew nobody was wearing a mask!...

Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark

Any darker and the police might actually do something about it...

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today?

Because they had to go home and change first....