Did they maybe mean to write "parrots?"
Thứ Sáu, 8 tháng 1, 2021
Did you know it was the Scots who first invented the condom, using sheep’s intestine?
Years later, the French perfected it by first removing it from the sheep.
^ An oldie my French-heritage father loves to tell around my Scottish-heritage mother.
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom.
When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, "I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. " "Well, that's right, " the fellow said with a self-satisfied grin. "Do you know what kind?" The woman replied, " I would say an anesthesiologist. " "How did you know?", asked the M.D. She responded , " Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. "
A policeman walks by a street vendor
Policeman:”What are you selling?”
Vendor:” Apple seeds... $5 a pop!”
Policeman:”What???Why would anyone want to eat apple seed?”
Vendor:” They make you smarter!”
Policeman:” OK, give me one (swallows it)... wait a minute? For $5 I could have bought a pound of apples and got myself at least 20 seeds!”
Vendor:” See!!! You’re smarter already!”
Policeman:” WOW, you’re right... Give me two more, quick!”
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