Four golfers (a doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and an engineer) are stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. They start to get frustrated, so they call up the course's pro.
"Hey, how come you're letting guys like this on the course? They're hitting their balls all over the place, spending way too much time lining up their putts, always in the sand traps...and they don't see us trying to play through!"
The pro says, "Well, you see, last year there was an awful fire at the clubhouse. And these four firemen were injured fighting the blaze. They...