Boss shows up at a job site

Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"

Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."

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I had an idea for a movie where a retired CIA agent searches for his daughter in Paris

It turns out that idea was taken

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I wanted an Australian Visa. They asked if I had a criminal record.

Didn't know you still need it.

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How do you buy a kitten when the pet store is closed? (Joke from my 10 yr old)

You order it from the Cat-alogue

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i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it’s destination?

projectile dysfunction

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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

But it's essential that the lightbulb wants to change.

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