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Thứ Hai, 25 tháng 1, 2021

A Soviet Strip Club

In the seventies, Soviet party members decide on establishing the first strip club in Moscow

They plan out everything, yet somehow there's next to no income. After some discussion, they decide on inviting two American experts to inspect the place.

The Americans look around for a minute, then tell the head of the Soviet delegation: "The position of this club is perfect. The food is excellent. The atmosphere is grandiose. The drinks are extraordinary. But the stripper has to go."

"Impossibe!" says the Soviet organiser. "She is the perfect woman for the job, she has been a loyal member of the Communist Party for the past 60 years!!"

A Soviet Strip Club

In the seventies, Soviet party members decide on establishing the first strip club in Moscow

They plan out everything, yet somehow there's next to no income. After some discussion, they decide on inviting two American experts to inspect the place.

The Americans look around for a minute, then tell the head of the Soviet delegation: "The position of this club is perfect. The food is excellent. The atmosphere is grandiose. The drinks are extraordinary. But the stripper has to go."

"Impossibe!" says the Soviet organiser. "She is the perfect woman for the job, she has been a loyal member of the Communist Party for the past 60 years!!"

Just caught a disgusting pervert on the bus.

He was watching pornography over my shoulder.

A guy asks his wife, "Honey, why do I always get a boner when I'm looking in the mirror?"

She replies, "because your cock thinks you're a pussy too.

My girlfriend just said "if you don't get off reddit and spend some time with me I will drag your fucking face all over the keyboard"

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Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 1, 2021

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.

She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?"

He replied: "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken"

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

“You know, one would have been enough.”