What is the only acceptable chocolate to give to a trans woman?

Her/She's

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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing “I'm a Believer”...

Then I saw her face...

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In 1999, in the midst of the Y2K panic, the KY Jelly company announced it was now Y2K compliant:

Known as 'Y2KY Jelly, it now allowed you to put all four digits in your date

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador

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How to become a millionaire:

Step One: Be a billionaire

Step Two: Short sell $GME

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What do you call a potato that looks like a penis?

A dictator.

What do you call a regular looking potato?

A commentator.

There are two potatoes standing on the side of the road, how do you tell which one is the hooker?

The one that says Idaho on it.

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Betty White just turned 99 and she still doesn't need glasses.

She drinks straight from the bottle.

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