Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 14 tháng 3, 2021

A soap factory had a problem.

They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important these relationships were, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem. Six months, and $8 million later, they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, and high quality. Everyone in the project was pleased. They solved the problem by using a high-tech precision scale that would sound a bell...

Why doesn't USA want to play chess with UK?

Because they're already down 2 towers and the UK have an unkillable queen...

It's my cake day or something, Here's a dad joke :)

A blind man walks into a bar, And then a table, And then a chair....

A man is driving home one night while very aroused

As he is passing a pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, “Pumpkins are soft and squishy and there’s no one around for miles. He pulls over and pulls out a juicy pumpkin, cuts the appropriate hole in it and begins to slake his erotic desires. Soon he’s really into it and doesn’t notice the police car pulling up. The cop pulls up and says, “Excuse me sir, do you realize you’re screwing a pumpkin?” The man looks at the cop in complete horror and says, “A pumpkin?! Damn is it midnight already?”...

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia

I told them I could explain everything....

You know what would make your bad day even worse?

Finding out your toaster is water-proof....

I have a chicken proof lawn.

It's impeckable....