FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Prince Philip was talking with Saint Peter. He said he had a good life, he just wished he had a little bit more time.
Saint Peter said "you lived to 99. The guy behind you only lived to 50. Philip turned around to the gentleman and said" Oh, 50, I'm so sorry."
The guy replied "no man, Fifty is still alive, I'm DMX."
[I once killed a party with this joke. You have been warned!]
Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor's office, knitting.
The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting. She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, "Vitamins. Good for mummy-" She pats her stomach. "-and good for little baby."
The second mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting. She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, "Essential minerals. Good for mummy-" She pats her stomach. "-and good for little baby."
The third mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting. She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, "Thalidomide." She shrugs. "I can't knit sleeves."
American: "I've been writing some new jokes lately, they're really funny."
Chinese: "Me too."
American: "The amount I've written is worth around 2 hours of stage time."
Chinese: "The amount I've written is worth around 30 years of labor camp time."
"I bet you can not say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks for a second then says.
"Your Penis is 2 inches bigger then your brothers."