The Marine on the Train

A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude.. My little Fifi is using that seat.." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that...

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Little boy in the bath with his mom. "What’s that hairy thing mom?"

His mom replies, "That’s my sponge." "Oh yes," says the boy, "the babysitter’s got one, I've seen her washing dad’s face with it."...

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What do you call a french man wearing sandals?

Phillipe phillope...

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What does James Bond's doorbell sounds like?

''Dong, Ding Dong''...

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What kind of pet shop is this? (NSFW, original)

Joe had a dog that he loved dearly. Only one problem - no matter what he did, he just could not get the dog to stop soiling the carpet. Joe tried everything, read every book on dog training, bought every device on the market. But the dog just refused to be housebroken. Finally, he saw an ad for a pet shop that guaranteed it help can train any pet to do just about anything its owner wants. Even though it sounded too good to be true, Joe gave it a try. The pet shop was very weird. Inside, half the shop was full of bones and dog treats. The other...

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Covid restrictions...

I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far. They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that....

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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box....

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