They aren’t rare and they are definitely not well done.
Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 6, 2021
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.
Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asks gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck"
A man asks his doctor
"Doctor, Doctor! I ate one of those 'Do not eat' packages! Am I going to die now???"
The doctor, a bit confused, responds: "...well, everyone is going to die eventually."
Man: "EVERYONE? Oh my god, what have I done..."
I asked my wife to go get me a phone book.
She laughed at me, and said "You're so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
I once dated this girl that I met at a Honda convention.
We hooked up later that night. She tried talking me into having sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
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