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Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 6, 2021

A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive.

After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, he hears the doorbell ring.

It’s the patient, who arrives all embarrassed and apologizes for the delay.

“It doesn't matter,” answers the doctor. “Look, I was having a gin and tonic while waiting. Do you want one to help you relax?”

“I accept, thanks!” She answers. He gives her a drink, sits down in front of her and they start talking. Suddenly someone is heard opening the entrance office door.

The doctor looks worried, gets up and says: “My wife! Quick, take off your clothes and spread your legs, otherwise she might think there is some nonsense going on!”

My boyfriend has dandruff.

"My boyfriend has dandruff. What's the best way to remove it?" I texted my mother.

She replied, "Just give him Head & Shoulders."

20 minutes later.

I texted my mother back, "Okay. Now how do I give the shoulders?"

My girlfriend asked me to tell her all my previous girlfriends, chronologically. From beginning to end.

OK. I probably should have finished when I got to her name.

“Cop on horse says to little girl on bike…

‘Did Santa get you that?’

‘Yes,’ replies the little girl.

‘Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!’ and fines her $5.00.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says,

‘Nice horse you've got there — did Santa bring you that?’

The cop chuckles and replies, ‘He sure did!’

‘Well,’ says the little girl, ‘Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!’”

Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 6, 2021

What is Karen called in Europe?

An American

An admiral is touring a submarine

The Captain is with him, showing him the functions and rooms of the submarine. Near the end of the tour when they’re in the operations room, the admiral notices a monitor with “Up 0, Down 0” displayed on it. Perplexed, he asks the captain “What is this monitor’s function?”

“Oh, that’s the tally box. Sometimes when we have nothing going on, I’ll gather the crew and ask them if they’d like to go up to the surface or down to the depths to explore.”

The admiral is amused and says “I bet they often ask to go the surface.”

The Captain nods and replies “I’ll get a few down votes, but often I’ll get lots of up votes on this sub.”

NSFW. I walked in on my wife having sex with my best friend.

So I did what any husband would do.

Took a rolled up newspaper and smacked him on the nose saying, "Bad dog! Very Bad dog!"