“Well I’m in prison now and I really need a favour”
Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 6, 2021
Father’s Day Presents..
5 year old son.....after reading story of a king.....
Son:......Mom, I also want 3 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......
Mom:....And which one will put you to sleep
Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you....Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son
Mom:...but who will sleep with your 3 wives
Son:....Let them sleep with daddy...
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son !
Happy Father’s Day!
Two parents want to have sex
Their 7 years old son was in the room, so they tell him to go on the balcony to play with his toys
After the boy leaves they start having fun, after about 10 minutes the husband says:
-We should talk to him while he's on the balcony, i don't want him to feel alone
-Yeah, you're right
So the wife says in a louder voice:
-Honey, what are our neighbours doing?
The son replies:
-Well, Ms.Miller is moaning the lawn, Mr.Richard is washing his car and Jason's parents are having sex
-WHAT?! Honey, how do you know that??
-Because Jason is sitting on the balcony
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her.
I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave.
But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
A father and son are walking through the dog park when they spot 2 dogs having sex
The son asks "Daddy what are they doing"? After some thought the father thought it was time for the boy to learn about sex. He says to his son "Son, they are making puppies". Later that night the boy had questions and walked into his parents room who thought he was asleep and having sex. The next morning the son asks his dad what his dad and mom were doing. Not wanting to lie to his son he replies "Honestly, we were making babies". After some thought the son replies "Next time flip her over I want a puppy".
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid, Bubba, who he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee.
The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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