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After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"

"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do no cause autism." "THEY GOT TO YOU TOO?! HOW FAR UP DOES THIS GO?!"...

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I once dated a girl who had a twin. People always asked me how I could tell them apart.

Simple: Jane paints her nails purple. John has a cock....

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I was going to tell a gay joke for the last day of pride month…

butt fuck it....

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What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?

Where you put the cucumber...

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How do you know aliens are not vegan?

Because they haven't contacted us to say it....

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What do you call an Army Commander who is covered in pepper?

A seasoned veteran...

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