FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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He has no arms or legs. The first girl goes up to him and says, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head, so she bends down and gives him a big hug.
The second girl asks him if he has ever been kissed. Again he shakes his head so she bends down and gives him a long lingering kiss.
Then the third girl asks him if he has ever been fucked. "No, no," he stammers, his face lighting up in anticipation.
"Well, you are now," she replies "the tide's coming in."
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, “I’m terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!” r>A voice from the back of the plane yelled, “Why don’t you come here and see ours?”
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, “What are you doing?”
She answers, “I’m moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.”
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going,he replies,
“I’m coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year”.
During the meeting, wanting to impress the Korean, the American ambassador started boasting.
"Last week, I was in London. I met the Olympic 1000 metres gold medallist.
The previous week, I was in Brussels. I met the world's leading mathematician.
The week before, I was in Paris. I shook hands with the most beautiful supermodel in the universe.
A few days earlier, I was in Rome. I had lunch with the most accomplished chef who ever lived.
From there, I went to Zurich, where I got an autograph from the best composer in the world!"
The Korean ambassador nodded humbly. "Yes, our Supreme Leader has been travelling a lot recently."
Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
When it’s flaccid you can only see TY.
On a trip to the Las Vegas Comic Con, I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a Redditor.
I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had TY tattooed on his penis.
I asked him if his girlfriends name was also Tracy.
He said ‘No. When I am aroused it says “This is a repost - Have a nice day” '