The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
Thứ Sáu, 9 tháng 7, 2021
Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 7, 2021
Jesus walks into a bar.
He sees a Russian man with a glass of water. Jesus asks "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." With a wave of his hands, Jesus changes it to a glass of wine. "Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
The next day, Jesus comes into the bar and sees the same man. "My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian replies "No." Jesus waves his hands and behold! The glass again is changed to wine. "Well my son, now you surely believe?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
On the third day, Jesus enters the bar and approaches the Russian. "My son, are you a believer yet?"
The Russian looks up "If i say I believe, will you just leave my vodka alone today?"
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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