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Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 8, 2021

A Man And A Woman Get Into An Argument About Infidelity

The man is suspicious of his wife so he starts interrogating her asking her question after question. The wife answers every question truthfully and even calls her friends or coworkers so that they can confirm too. But this wasn't enough for her husband so he keeps on arguing and asking her more and more question. The wife gets sick of the horrible jealousy of her husband and thinks of a way to make him happy and end the argument. She than remembers that getting naked usually gets him distracted and the argument ends really quickly. So the woman...

A biker stops at a young girl who's just about to jump off a bridge. He says to her, "why not give me your last kiss before you jump?"

She quietly accepts and gives him one of the deepest kiss ever. When she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That is the best kiss I ever had! It would be a real waste of your talent to jump. Why are you committing a suicide?" She replied, “my parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”...

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me....

Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 8, 2021

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole...

What's the difference between racism and Chinese?

Racism has many faces. Thank you, I'll see myself out now. (Translated from German but its my favorite dumb joke so I wanted to share)...

What does sex and the U.S. Military have in common?

When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money...

It was a dark and rainy night…..

Our hero’s car had broken down right in front of an old looking mansion. After knocking, an old Chinese man came to the door. “ I was wondering if it’s at all possible you might have a room for me for the night. I will be out of your hair the next morning and on my way to the service station.” The old Chinese man says, “ I am honored to extend my hospitality to you, but be warned, my 22-year-old daughter is staying with me. She is young, impetuous, wild, and she is strictly off-limits. Any man who violates her honor will have the three Chinese...