The first sperm that reaches the egg is an ova achiever....
Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 9, 2021
Three Guys Were Sleeping Together On A Single Bed
One on the left wakes up and says i had a dream i was getting a handjob from a hot blonde
The Guy on the right says that's weird i had a similar dream but the only difference is the girl giving me a handjob was a brunette
The one in the middle says well i had a dream where i was Skiing!...
Three men die and are standing in line at the pearly gates.
St. Peter tells them that the rules have changed, and they can only be let in to heaven now if they have had a really bad death. He then proceeds to get their stories one at a time.
The first man explains. "I live on the 25th floor of my apartment building. I came home from work early today, because I suspected my wife was cheating on me. There she was, naked as the day she was born. I look around, and spot two hands gripping the balcony. There's a man hanging from my balcony, in just his underwear, 25 floors above the ground! I step on the bastards...
Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money." She proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."...
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