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Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 9, 2021

If we went camping and you woke up with a sore asshole, would you tell anyone?

No? Want to go camping?...

How do you keep Texans and their politics in Texas?

Place a "Welcome to California" sign on every road leading out of Texas. They'll turn right around. Edit: Hey, hey, hey. If you don't like the joke, downvote ME. Leave my commenters alone!...

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar.

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar. They each spend some time drinking, before both leaving. The priest goes to his car, and the officer sees he is having difficulty to walk. As he goes to enter, the officer stops him. He says "are you in a fit state to drive, reverend?" He replied "yes, I have only had water." The officer says "that's a lie, I can smell wine on your breath" The priest looks to the sky and says "You did it again, lord!"...

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag....

How do Millennials fireproof their homes?

By never owning one....

I was desperate and I couldn't get a date with a girl to save my life until...

I swiped right on a blind date, a profile picture. She asked me to pick her up, so i did, but I wasn't expecting much. I went up to the door expecting 400 lbs of desperation, but she answer the door 5 foot 2 with baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde curls and all the right curves in all the right places. I said WOW and gave her my name. She gave me hers, so i asked what she did. She said "I'm a Sunday school teacher." I said "Well, I Ain't never been with a Christian woman before but I'm open minded about the whole affair." So we got in my Corvette...

Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 9, 2021

My neighbours are always listening to loud music

whether they want to or not....