A Chinese man goes to the bank

A Chinese man that just moved to the United States goes to a bank to exchange his yuan for US dollars. He gives the teller 100 yuan and the teller exchanges it for $100. He thanks the teller and leaves. A week later, the Chinese man returns to the bank with another 100 yuan to exchange. This time the teller only gives him $90. The man asks why he got less than last week and the teller replies "Oh, market changes and, you know, fluctuations." Clearly offended, the man gets red in the face and yells "Oh yeah?! Well FLUCK YOU AMERICANS TOO!"...

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Apple Did Not Stop Tidal From Streaming Drake's Set At Katrina Benefit

Sources familiar with the situation tell BuzzFeed News that Apple did not threaten Tidal with a $20 million suit over Drake’s performance at a Hurricane Katrina benefit, despite a claim to the contrary from Jay Z’s streaming service. Tidal If New Orleans became the frontline of the battle for streaming music supremacy this week, it had very little to do with Apple. The Cupertino company did not threaten to sue Jay Z's Tidal over Drake's appearance...

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27 Brilliant Hacks Every Cat Owner Needs To Know

Having a cat just got so much easier! Thinkstock Wrap thin rope around the legs of end tables to create scratching posts. Find the full tutorial here! princesse-guerriere.com And stack those end tables to create shelves for your cat to lounge on, and for pet supply storage. (Same tutorial, here!) princesse-guerrere.com Adding some dry green tea leaves to the cat litter box will help reduce unwanted odors. Lutique / Getty Images View Entire List...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a hooker....

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Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive.

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A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me

So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers....

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A Doctor posts an ad in the paper...

So... this Doctor posts an ad saying "I can cure any disease for $500. If I can't cure you, you get $1000." So this fellow who is looking to make a quick buck figures, what the hell. Looking on the internet for a disease with no cure, he finds -Tastoritis- the inability to taste any food. "Doc," he says, walking into the office. "I have tastoritis... no cure. I can't taste anything." The doctor says "Hmmm. I've heard of this and I've heard of some new research." Nervous, the fellow says "Yeah?" "Yeah. Nurse, get bottle 22 down from the shelf."...

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