19 Things You'll Only Understand If You're A "Hamilton" Fan Who Hasn't Seen "Hamilton"

I’M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT (to get Hamilton tickets). So, you listened to the original cast recording of Hamilton: An American Musical, and your life has been changed forever. Hamilton on Broadway There's just one problem: You live too far away/you don't have the money/you live too far away and don't have the money to see it. YouTube / youtube.com And even if you do live close enough to get there, and you do have the money for tickets, it's...

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Brienne Of Tarth Went Crazy When She Joined Madonna On Stage In Sydney

Things got a little Game of Thrones-crazy. At Madonna's penultimate Australian concert this week she decided to bring out "unapologetic bitch" Game of Thrones star Gwendoline Christie to dance with her on stage. Instagram: @madonna There was play swordfighting with bananas. youtube.com A lot of excellent dance moves. youtube.com View Entire List ...

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp...

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I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn’t like it.

So I choose not to post it this time around...

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I slept like a baby last night

2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying...

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A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy

The priest says, "let's fuck him." The rabbi says, "out of what?"...

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I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday.

That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1....

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