A hole in Juan
Thứ Bảy, 21 tháng 5, 2016
Three Veterans walk into the VA
3 injured veterans show up at the VA for their disability stipend.
The nurse meets them. "Gentlemen, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost your records. Given the political climate the colonel has authorized me to pay you based on the length of any part of your body."
The first vet says "okay, pay me based on the length of my arms."
The nurse pulls out a measuring tape and measures his arms.
"Okay sir your arms are 3 feet long. You qualify for $30k a year in disability."
The second vet says "okay, pay me based on the top of my head down to the tip of my toes."
The nurse measures him and says,
"Okay sir, you are six feet tall. You qualify for $60k a year in disabilty."
The third vet says "I want you to measure from the tip of my penis down to my balls."
"Very funny sir."
"I'm serious, do it."
Sighing, the nurse puts on gloves and holds up the man's penis and starts at the tip.
"Wait a minute, where are your balls?"
The third vet jerks a thumb over his shoulder.
"Fucking 'Nam."
Clink, the Restaurant Inside a High Security Prison
Clink, the Restaurant Inside a High Security Prison
The hens are free range and the chefs locked up at the Clink, a restaurant in a high-security London jail.
May 20, 2016 at 09:36PM
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