Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 10 tháng 9, 2017

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment.

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock." "How does it work?" The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "Hey asshole! It's 3:30 in the fucking morning!"...

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side...

Where does a spy sleep?

Under covers....

Yo mama's so fat

she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops...

How does a red-headed man reach orgasm?

Alone....

I just found out my best friend is a communist. To be honest, I should have known.

All the red flags were there....

An very attractive woman took a seat next to me at a bar last night.

And brought it to a table of friends....