Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 2, 2018

My penis was in the guinness book of world records

...until I got kicked out of the library....

If i had a dollar for every joke on this subreddit....

I'd have 14$ and a shit ton of photo copied money...

State Trooper pulls a car over

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and a juggler and was on his way to Austin to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said that if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some...

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

She’s dead...

What do you call new car smell in a Tesla?

Elon's Musk...

A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.

His friends see him and say, “Hey man, what are you supposed to be?” He replies, “Oh, I’m dressed as a turtle.” His friends respond, “A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who’s that woman on your back?” The man replies, “Oh that’s just Michelle.”...

Trump Blocks Release Of Memo Rebutting Republican Claims

Trump Blocks Release Of Memo Rebutting Republican Claims President Trump blocked the release of a classified Democratic memo, setting up a potential showdown with Congress over the fate of its contents. February 10, 2018 at 09:01PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2nNn1...