Her: For the last time you are an archeologist and this shit is getting old...
Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 7, 2018
Two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75
Black guy one: "Do you think it will work?
Black guy two: "Only one way to find out."
BG1: "I only have $50"
BG2: "Well, I have $100, I'll go do it then give you my change
BG1: "Let's do it then"
BG2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase.
BG1: "Holy shit it actually worked! Let me get that $25"
BG2: "Fuck you, nigger. Get a job."...
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is...
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