Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 5, 2019

So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.

They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that." So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and he says to the guy on the phone, "Hey, listen. I wanna learn to play guitar." Guy on the phone says "no problem. Come on down." "No, there might be one problem. I'm a horse." "Naw, it ain't a problem. We'll get some attachments, I can teach you to play. Promise." So...

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight.

"I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckoo'ed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably be awake, I cuckoo'ed another nine times, so that he would think it was 12 cuckoos -- or just midnight. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with them. The next morning, my husband asked me what time...

JUDGE: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand?

MARIO: JUDGE: It’s a fine. MARIO [sadly]: No, itsa not....

Two deers walk out of a gay bar

One turns to the other and says “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there”....

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They say he had loco motives....

Alabama has decided to force women to carry babies conceived by rape and incest, to term.

Because if they didn't, the state's population would die out pretty quickly....

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