A man stores his money in a bank

A well looking man is at the bank and wants to deposit 100.000$, the bank manager gets closer to him and says: "I have notice that you deposit huge amounts of cash every few days, is it OK if I ask, where to do find the money?" "I'm betting" says the man "what kind of betting?" "let's put a bet to see, for 2.000$ the next Monday I will come back and I will have cut my balls" The bank manager thinks about it and desited that there is no way the man will cut his balls for 2.000$ so he agrees. The days passed and the man gets back to the bank all...

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Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

because they practice at the best schools...

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How many republicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

None. Trump tells them it's fixed and the rest just sit in the dark and applaud....

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A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball

The bartender agrees The man takes his glass eye out, and bites it The bartender angrily gives the man his money The man bets the bartender $500 dollars that he can bite his other eyeball too The bartender agrees to the bet, because the man was not blind The man pulls out his dentures and lightly chomps them on his other eyeball The bartender is fuming, but gives the man his money The man then orders a beer, and walks away The man walks back, and bets the bartender $1000 that he can piss directly into a shot glass while running, with 2 attempts The...

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There are only two rules you need to follow to become extremely succesful in life.

Not revealing everything you know. ...

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman are all on a hot air balloon.

The conductor almost panicked says, “there’s too much weight! Someone needs to jump off, or we’re going to crash!” The Welshman bravely steps up, “For the glory of wales!” And the Welshman throws himself off. The conductor still panicked says, “okay, we’re close but there is still too much weight!” The Irishman, in a patriotic manner yells, “For Ireland!” And throws the Englishman off...

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