I can never tell if he's coming or going.
Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 12, 2020
There are two old ladies at a park. One is rich while the other one is poor. It was the Rich lady's birthday last week.
"my husband got me a diamond ring for my birthday" says the rich lady
"that's nice!" says the poor lady
"he also got me a Mercedes C class" says the rich lady
"that's nice!" says the poor lady
"so what did yours get you?" asks the rich lady
"a book about anger management" says the poor lady
"ha! And I can see it hasn't worked" says the rich lady
"oh, it did actually" says the poor lady "before I used to say "fuck off" and now I say "that's nice!"
An 18-year old boy and his girlfriend are going camping for the weekend and plan to lose their virginity to each other
Bursting with excitement, the boy walks into a drug store to buy some condoms. He notices they come in packs of 3, 6, and 12.
He's a bit confused, so he calls the clerk over, and asks “Excuse me sir, but why are the condoms packaged this way?”
The kindly old clerk replies, with a sly grin, "Well, son, it's all about efficiency and practicality. You see, this pack of 3 is for teenage boys, like yourself. You have one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night."
“Oh, I see” says the boy. He points to a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the clerk answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday!”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, pointing to the 12-pack.
The clerk sighed and replied, “Well, those are for married men, like myself. One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW)
You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
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