When I clicked on it it was just a picture of Xi Jinping.
Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 6, 2021
A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was.
"That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
They told me he didn't count.
I said, "I beg to differ...".
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"
A mom, dad, and their six year old child go to the zoo.
They spend a fun day looking at all of the animals before ending up at the elephant enclosure. While they are watching the elephants, one of the elephants gets a massive erection.
"Mommy! Mommy! What's that on the elephant???" the child asks, jumping up and down, pointing at the elephant, and generally making a scene.
Embarrassed, the mom tries to downplay her child's enthusiasm. "Oh, that's nothing. Don't worry about it, dear."
Unsatisfied with that answer, the child moves over to his dad and says "Dad, what's that on the elephant?"
"That's the elephant's penis."
"Then how come mommy said it was nothing?"
"Well, son," the dad replies, "I've gone and spoiled that woman."
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