SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven, you must tell me something truly extraordinary about your life.
BG: Sheeet, no problem. I was a star NFL QB for 15 years!
SP: One of many. What else?
BG: I have 2 Super Bowl rings & 3 MVP trophys!
SP: These things do not impress me. Uniqueness!
BG: Damn....uh....well, I once made love to a white woman on a park bench during a Ku Klux Klan rally.
SP: WOW! Really? Now THAT is extraordinary! When did this happen?
BG: About 15 minutes ago.
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