A black guy dies & finds himself at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter....

SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven, you must tell me something truly extraordinary about your life.

BG: Sheeet, no problem. I was a star NFL QB for 15 years!

SP: One of many. What else?

BG: I have 2 Super Bowl rings & 3 MVP trophys!

SP: These things do not impress me. Uniqueness!

BG: Damn....uh....well, I once made love to a white woman on a park bench during a Ku Klux Klan rally.

SP: WOW! Really? Now THAT is extraordinary! When did this happen?

BG: About 15 minutes ago.