I tried my best. I'm pulling this from memory. Changed a lot of stuff, and added a buttload of new things to make this seem as normal as possible. Enjoy!
The cops arrest a truck driver for running over 50 people. They take him to the interrogation room and start questioning him. After a while they tell him to explain what happened as honestly as he could. He starts,
"I was driving and realized that I had lost all possible means of braking or even slowing down the truck."
"Go on".
"I was losing control and had to steer the truck onto a large ground besides the road, to avoid collision with the traffic."
"Then?"
"I was still unable to slow the truck down, then I realized, to my horror, that I had to make a choice: I could have either steered the truck towards the large crowd which was there for the concert and killed several people or I could have steered the truck towards a hotdog stand where there were only 2 people"
"You moron! Why didn't you choose to kill the people near the hotdog stand?"
"I did, officer! I crushed one under my truck, but the other one ran into the crowd."
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