A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

Mom says, "You get babies when mommies and daddies have sex."

"What's sex?"

"Sex is when Daddy puts his penis into Mommy's vagina."

The girl thinks for a moment. "Okay... but last night I saw that Daddy was putting his penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"You get jewelry, dear."