Interviewer : Sir, you lived all your life in a very remote village. We are eager to know what life was like in a place like this. Can you tell us about a day you remember particularly ? What was the best day of your life ?
Old Man : Well I remember one day we lost the most beautiful goat we had in the forest. All the 200 hundred men of the village went out in the forest and looked for it all day. It was absolutely impossible to find ! We returned to the village when night came. And guess what we found ? The goat ! It was right there in front of us ! So we all got very happy and started to dance, to drink... We were so happy we all fucked the goat. What an evening, what an...
I : Uhm... Sir, this interview is being broadcasted live... You can't say things like that on TV ! Tell us about another day you remember. Tell us about the second best day of your life.
Old Man : Well I remember one day the most beautiful cow of the herd got lost in the forest. All the 200 men of the village went out in the forest to look for it. All day. We could not find it anywhere ! When night came we went back to the village. And guess what we found ? The cow ! Right there in front of us ! We were so happy we all started to dance, drink... Then we all fucked the cow. What a night, what a...
I : Sir I have to interrupt you here. Kids are watching this ! You cannot say anything you want. Maybe the best days of your life are not such a good idea... Well tell us about the worst day of your life for a change.
Old Man : Well I remember one day I got lost in the forest...
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