My oldest dirty joke, From my grandfather around the campfire...

An old couple gets pulled over and...

Lady cop - "May I see you license and registration sir?"

Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"

Old wife - "She needs to see you license and registration dear."

The old man hands it to the lady cop and...

Lady cop - "Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had."

Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"

Old wife - "Nothing dear, She thinks she used to know you."

Cue my grandmother scolding my grandfather for telling a dirty joke in front of the kids.