I’m so lucky, I felt like a star.
At exactly 1:01 p.m. on May 3, 2015, living legend Miss Britney Spears took time away from stimulating the economy to announce that her new single "Pretty Girls" would be playing exclusively in decked-out Britney Ubers at 3:00 p.m.
At first, I was like, "Yo Brinny, you got some Pepsi drips on ya shirt..."
...but then it all processed and I was like, "HOLY SHIT I HAVE ONE HOUR AND FIFTY-NINE MINUTES TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THE MOST ICONIC MOMENT OF MY LIFE."
Stressed AF.
As a dedicated missionar-ney of the Holy Spearit, I immediately canceled my beach plans with an irrelevant friend to make way for the Uber.
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