The instructor tells the man, "step up and swing, let's see what you've got." The man steps up and swings, driving the ball around 80 yards. The instructor says "that's not bad, good form, but your grip is too tight. Imagine holding the club as if you were holding your wife's breasts, firm but soft." The man steps up for a second swing, this time driving the ball about 150 yards. "Good job! Now you try mam." The mans wife steps up and swings, driving the ball about 50 yards. The instructor says "that's good, but you have the same problem as your husband. This time, imagine holding the club as if you were holding your husbands penis, firm but soft." The woman steps up and takes a swing, driving the ball about 15 yards.
The instructor replies "Well, that was good, but this time try taking the club out of your mouth."
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