One night Dolly Parton and Princess Diana were playing a Poker game when both of them spontaneous combust, and died. Both are sent up to the gates of Heaven and put in front of God.
God says, "For either of you to get into heaven, you must tell me something about you that qualifies you to enter the gates."
Dolly steps up first saying, "Well God, I have these enormous breasts the world has appreciated throughout my career."
God retorts with, "I'm sorry, but that does not allow you to enter."
Princess Diana comes up to God and says, "Well God, at least once a day I would douche my vagina."
God responds, "Very well Diana, you may enter into heaven."
Stunned, Dolly asks, "Why was she allowed to enter for douching once a day and my breasts don't allow me to enter Heaven?"
God responds, "Come on Dolly, everyone knows a royal flush beats a great pair."
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