503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
502.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open door, put elephant in, close door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
The giraffe. He's in a fridge.
Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
The gators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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