He meets St. Peter at the pearly gates, and St. Peter checks the list. St. Peter doesn't find his name, so he says 'sorry, looks like you are supposed to go to the other place'.
So the engineer then goes down to Hell. Soon, he starts seeing things that could be improved. He builds a central air conditioning unit to help control the heat. He starts installing a central sewage system.
God notices, and quickly calls Satan. He calls and says 'there's been a mistake! The engineer is supposed to be up here with us!'
Satan replies: 'you know, we're pretty happy with what the changes he had been making, I think we'll keep him'
God gets mad and says 'you send him up here this minute or else I'll sue you!'
Satan laughs and says, 'yeah, you and what lawyers?'
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