So a guy goes into a pub, walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies: one pound please. The guy says back: only one pound?! The barman replies: aye only a pound.
The guy takes his pint and enjoys it and after a few more pints at a pound each the guy feels cheeky.
The guy says: ill have a steak and chips mate. The barman replies: three quid. The guy then asked: do you own this pub? The barman replies: no. The guy then asked: wheres the boss then? I want to ask why the prices are so low. The barman replies: he's upstairs with my wife. The guy then asked: why? Whats he doing with your wife? The barman replies: the same thing i'm doing to his business.
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