And his friend was in the neighbourhood and decided to go in to say hello. After a brief hello and small talk, the shop owner asks his friend if he'll look after the store for 10-15 minutes, while he goes to the bank before it closes. The friend agrees and away he goes.
After 5 minutes, a woman walks in asking about one of the small vibrators on the wall behind him.
"Oh that white one? $25"
She agrees and pays him. After about another 5 minutes, another woman comes in asking about one of the dildos on the shelf.
"That big black one? Well it's kinda pricey, but $60 if you're interested."
She pays him as goes off on her way.
Just before the shop owner returns, another woman enters the store, but looks awfully nervous, as if she doesn't know what she wants, but quickly goes up to the front desk.
"How much for that one on the shelf, the big plaid one?" she asks timidly.
"Well that one's a limited edition, pretty much the only one in the store. It's quite pricey, I'm not sure if it's in your price range...$250."
She quickly thinks it over and says, "what the hell, you only live once! I'll buy it." He bags it up, and as she's exiting the shop, the owner returns.
"Hey thanks again for helping me out." He shakes his hand in gratitude.
"My pleasure," the friend replies.
"Did you manage to sell anything while I was away?" he asks.
"Absolutely. I sold one of your white vibrators for $25" the friend says proudly.
"Great! I sell them for $15."
Then the friend continues, "I sold the big black dildo for $60."
"That's incredible! I charge only $40 for it," the shop owner beams.
"You kidding? That's nothing! I sold your thermos for $250!"
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